yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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