I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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