I think I died a long time ago.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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