Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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