Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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