Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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