what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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