Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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