Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
i believe in u and ur pee
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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