you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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