You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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