I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
