I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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