I think I just saw someone hide a body.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Everything about him screamed your future.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
sex in a hospital.. check
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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