He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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