That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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