Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you traded sex for a burrito?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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