love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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