That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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