Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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