two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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