Only a mothe r could love this liver
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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