Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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