Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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