Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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