I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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