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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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