what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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