he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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