How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
