I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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