"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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