Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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