don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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