That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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