No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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