Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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