I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Your topless pictures make me question reality
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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