everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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