How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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