yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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