Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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