Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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