ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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