Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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