Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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