On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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