I must be too annoying 4 u.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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