What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My penis needs a shock collar
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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