The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
jump out the window naked night went bad
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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