Whats the count minus fat chicks?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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