My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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