gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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